Archaeologists locate a chamber of Terra Cotta Mouseketeers underneath MK....

Re: Archaeologists locate a chamber of Terra Cotta Mouseketeers underneath MK...

The Onion staff, of course! ;D
 
That's awesome Roger. I especially Love this part "......it was likely constructed during the Pre-Eisnerian period, one of the bloodiest and most chaotic eras in the history of the Magic Kingdom." ; ;D
 
They had me going there until this...

"Added Weaver, 'I also noticed the faintest smell of cotton candy.'" ; Now, if Weaver had said buttered popcorn made by an ancester of Orville Redenbacher's named Wilber, I might have believed it. ; ;)
 
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