Howie, The Most Interesting Man on TMIP

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He doesn't drive anywhere, he just zooms in more....

His cell phone ringtone is "I can see for miles and miles and miles"...

He is not shy about telling you that his glass is bigger than your glass...


He is... THE MOST INTERESTING MAN ON TMIP!

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He shoots wildlife with a 600mm lens...handheld.

He has to turn off lens stabilization because his stance is more secure than a tripod.

He doesn't have to search for birds; they fight to get in front of his lens when they see him.

He is...the most interesting man on TMIP.

Keep chimping, my friends.

 

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He develops RAW files on a calculator.
He claims that blurry photos are more interesting.
He says his lens is an extension himself.
He takes his lens to the supermarket to meet women.

He is... ; The most interesting man on TMIP. ;

 

He can post a Nikon comment on a Canon form and noone will call him a troll.
Disney fired two Downtown Disney security guards for daring to confront him about using a tripod.
Epcot will delay Illuminations if he's late, just so he doesn't miss any of the show.

He is...the Most Interesting Man on TMIP.

 

He doesn't go to the gym, he just takes pictures.

He takes photos of aluminum foil balls under bright light to check for purple fringe... just for fun... then makes little hats out of the foil balls.

He once told Ansel Adams to "learn your craft"

He posts pictures of birds in a Disney Forum

He makes stitch panoramas at 600mm, handheld.

He shoots fireworks at 15 seconds at 600mm, handheld.

He takes portraits of pretty women, from 80 feet away.

 

He can take the only non-blurry photographs of Bigfoot.
He manually focuses so fast it creates a sonic boom.
Papparazzi don't stalk him; He stalks the papparazzi.

He is...

 

He changes the f/stop just by giving his camera a dirty look.

He uses 52mm filters on 95mm lenses without step-up rings.

His camera takes pictures then asks, "Was that ok, sir?"


He is...

 

His batteries never die...they wouldn't dare.

His photographs will become the core of a future perfect Utopian society.

He can control his camera remotely...with his mind.

He is...