A video for Tim and PolyMedic (and anyone else who loves irony)

I love video's like this. I think that the troopers reaction to the accident is great! It's like he can't believe that this happened while he was just talking about prevention on tape. ;D
 
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it happens all the time, sadly.
 
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one of those police things, stuff happens, really weird stuff happens in public, unbelievable stuff happens in public in front of a really large gathering or a news crew

another similar corollary

the larger the public gathering, the more beer, the hotter the sun, the greater the likelyhood of sergeant gary having to say to one of the troops at some point, " can you believe this S***

it's even been quantified mathematically

MASS OF HUMANITY X BEERS/HOUR SQUARED DIVIDED BY HOURS IN THE SUN CUBED = CHANCE YOU WILL HAVE TO END THE NIGHT HANDCUFFED TO THE DIRTY UNWASHED FLOOR OF MY HOLDING CELL
 
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you didn't include the lunar phase quotient... full moon has a multiplier of 2.0.
 
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Grumpwurst is probably right, the drivers were watching the news crew, not the road.

Anybody ever see Jeff Dunham's comedy routines? As the cars smacked into each other, I could just hear Walter's voice in my head yelling, "Dumb a**!"
 
This just happened to me the other night. We had met a squad enroute to the hospital and were on the side of the road, assessing the pt. in the ambulance. All of a sudden we heard this loud BANG, and breaking glass. When I looked outside, some ying yang had rear ended the car that was stopped at the traffic light.
 
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